T R A S H

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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meulittlemonde:
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

anarcho-wormism

😮

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garrettauthor

Oh NO.

treacleaergia

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight?

Dame Archer:*turns around*

me: gasp! *instantly in love*

dirtyriver

Alicia Archer

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ex-sang-uination

my bi heart………

ohmightysmiter

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

hrefnatheravenqueen

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theshadowsigns

*dies*

garrettauthor

Oh shit.

notlostonanadventure

GAY KNIGHTS

unicornofdarknessstuff

Fellas I’m real gay

meulittlemonde

I’m in love

fluent-in-lesbianism
vespertineflora

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

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everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

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